Spam Is So Weird

October 19, 2005

Every so often some spam slips through the filter into my inbox. Seriously, I think they must have a room full of crazy people somewhere writing these. You can't make this stuff up.

Also, notice the spam probability is 99% -- why is this in my inbox?

Date: Tue, 18 Oct 2005 22:32:35 +0200
From: "Schulz"
Message-ID: <38618.70xc.eu37d.jd7DLJIE44@sobao.com>
To: 20jqian@ECE.NEU.EDU
Subject: D3grees Based On Your Knowlege
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X-Perlmx-Spam: Gauge=XXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIII, Probability=99%, Report='RCVD_IN_SPAMCOP_NET! 0, KNOWN_SPAM_PARAGRAPH 8, OBFU_CLASS_FINANCIAL_LOW 3, RCVD_IN_CBL 3, CTYPE_JUST_HTML 0.848, __C230066_P1_2 0, __CT 0, __CTE 0, __CTYPE_CHARSET_QUOTED 0, __CTYPE_IS_HTML 0, __HAS_MSGID 0, __MIME_HTML 0, __MIME_HTML_ONLY 0, __MIME_VERSION 0, __RATWARE_SIGNATURE_3_N1 0, __SANE_MSGID 0, __TAG_EXISTS_HTML 0'

yo brother,

tell mom i did it finally , i tried this program i seen online and got my Masters in 2 weeks! No Study Required! 1_0_0_% Verifiable!

The opporrtu,nity exists due to a legal loophole allowing some established
colleges to award degrees at their dis.cretion.

i gave you the # the other day but if you lost it here it is again,

1-.2.0.6.-203-1217

they are still offering the B.A. B.S_C M.A M_S.C M.B_A P_H.D

Hurry the counselor said they aren't taking many more students for this
offer..

Tell mom i want a party :)

love ya see ya soon

your bro,

i need to get a pedicure. my feet smell and itch.

You know, for the last few months, John's been traveling around the country talking about his positive, optimistic vision for America, talking about his plan to move this country in the right direction..

The science teachers practiced fighting..

Tell me when you have loved singing..

Wasn't Dick missing talking on the street?.

Were those pilots practicing praying?.

Were those farmers practicing shouting next to the police station?.

The musicians have missed playing since a few days ago..

But, I spent the next three weeks making a piece of simple software for her son to her specifications. While I was at it, I put 4-8 pictures on the screen as well. The simple program was finished and ready for her child to see. As I was presenting it, the other children in my classroom were pushing each other to get to the computer screen to touch that Touch Window and hear the word spoken again and again. I looked at these kids and was amazed. There was no music, no animation, nothing cute about this program at all, just real pictures with real words. I was stunned. I just watched the children. Within 10 minutes, several children who had never said a word in their life, made approximations of several words. I was hooked..

Cathy hasn't practiced reading yet..

AUDIENCE: Yes..

I didn't dislike cooking at home..

i need to get a pedicure. my feet smell and itch.

Were those farmers practicing shouting next to the police station?.

You are always missing reading..

tomorrow i will wash my hair and go to the salon.

Is the scientist missing praying?.

Doesn't Sarah remember shouting slowly?.

EDWARDS: ... more negative attacks -- aren't you sick of it?.

I hate playing quickly..

Those bus drivers aren't missing praying on the street just now..

13. Ninety six bottles of beer, three a's, three b's, one c, two d's, thirty two e's, six f's, two g's, six h's, twelve i's, one j, one k, five l's, one m, eighteen n's, fourteen o's, one p, six r's, twenty seven s's, twenty t's, two u's, seven v's, nine w's, five x's, and five y's on the wall..

today i need to goto the store. .

The science teachers practiced fighting..