And the winner is...

# 1 Ang Lee

The biggest asshole of all time is Ang Lee because he made me enjoy a movie about gay cowboys. My life is still the same but everything feels different.

After seeing that movie, I feel weird as a man about going camping with my male friends. Now when we spoon hug in my tent to stay warm, I feel guilty. Now when we play naked leap frog, it's awkward. Every time I wake up with a used condom in my ass, I feel ashamed. Thanks a lot Ang Lee, you asshole!

Grand Prize Winner: Chris Wax

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Ilana Reeves said…
Is this like "Biggest Douche" on South Park? ("I'm not a douche!")
2:21 PM, April 12, 2006
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