Folks, the Rose Bowl this ain't

Heard during the broadcast of the New Orleans Bowl Tuesday night:

Announcer #1: This kid was leaning against an elevator door when it opened accidentally. He fell three stories and landed on his face.

Announcer #2: What a great story.

ASU end fights back after smashing fall

Comments

Ilana Reeves said…
HAHAHAHA!!!! Gotta love announcer smalltack
12:34 PM, December 21, 2005
Patterson said…
I clicked on the ASU link, and it took me to the "Arkansas Democrat Gazette" - that's like changing Merv's nickname to Chastity.

Nevertheless, I tried registering, and while it's free, you need to be in possession of a banjo, so I'm out of luck.

Care to post some of the article in here?
10:38 AM, December 22, 2005
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