Wednesday, August 02, 2006

This is your brain on drugs

My dog ate my urine sample

Well since you put it that way, I'm through defending these guys. They're all a bunch of cheating liars.

I do have to give props to American sprinter Dennis Mitchell for his explanation of high testosterone levels (8A).

Regarding Spanish walker Daniel Plaza (14), all I have to say is, you're a race walker. Why are you taking drugs? What an all-around ridiculous person he must be.

3 comments:

Patterson said...

I'll bet Josh could beat that guy in a walking race, sans drugs. He walks pretty fast. Ever tried to speed walk? It's actually pretty uncomfortable, especially if you do it for more than a minute.

That's it - speed walking challenge at the next party. If you get shutout at Beirut, you have to speedwalk around the house for 5 minutes.

Anonymous said...

Things that suck: speed-walking.

Patterson said...

Things that don't suck: Watching your idiot friends get exhausted from speed walking for 5 minutes because you shut them out at Beirut. "Why are you sweating? You're WALKING."