This is your brain on drugs

My dog ate my urine sample

Well since you put it that way, I'm through defending these guys. They're all a bunch of cheating liars.

I do have to give props to American sprinter Dennis Mitchell for his explanation of high testosterone levels (8A).

Regarding Spanish walker Daniel Plaza (14), all I have to say is, you're a race walker. Why are you taking drugs? What an all-around ridiculous person he must be.

Comments

Patterson said…
I'll bet Josh could beat that guy in a walking race, sans drugs. He walks pretty fast. Ever tried to speed walk? It's actually pretty uncomfortable, especially if you do it for more than a minute.

That's it - speed walking challenge at the next party. If you get shutout at Beirut, you have to speedwalk around the house for 5 minutes.
4:10 PM, August 03, 2006
Anonymous said…
Things that suck: speed-walking.
2:11 PM, August 04, 2006
Patterson said…
Things that don't suck: Watching your idiot friends get exhausted from speed walking for 5 minutes because you shut them out at Beirut. "Why are you sweating? You're WALKING."
2:18 PM, August 07, 2006
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